1) "A raisin just bounced off my foot."
2) "Call me, man."
3) "I have this deathly fear of noodles."
4) "7 is my favorite number. It has such intriguing undertones that noone, not even Al Gore, the man who invented the internet could comprehend the vastness, the fortitude of such a numeral. Actually, Al Gore is an idiot and a liar just like Bill and Hillary. She actually said that she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary the explorer even though he hadn't even done anything to be known by until she was 6. That's amazing that she was named after someguy who noone knew. Oh my bad. This is about numbers. oops"
5) "I don't let people POP into my mind.. I invite them!"
6) "Cow. It's what's for dinner."
7) "Kute is someone that is .....kute .... I mean they are not ugly they are kute. For a girl it means not real pretty for a guy it means "WOW" ... :)"
8) "If you're feeling a little dazed and confused by the time you finish reading all my chatter, don't worry about it, I have a tendency to confuse people."
9) "NBA baby, wassuuup?"
.. "I hate it when people say 'baby'."
10) "I just want you to know that I'm enjoying myself immensely right now. I wish you a long and fruity life also."
*~Emily Martin (and others..)
11) "I love his voice!! Hmm.. I guess I'll just tell him to sing to me with a bag over his head."
12) "May your life be like toilet paper.. long and useful."
13) "I'm sorry, but he looks like a gerbil."
*~Courtney Williams (speaking of a certain N'Syncer :)
14) "I'm baaing like a lost cantaloupe.."
15) "Listen, guys. I may be dumb but I'm NOT stupid."
16) "Weird is good, OK? Weird is good!!"
*~Amy Parker (trademark saying)
17) "I kill 'em with a chainsaw!" (speaking of fire ants)
18) "Sometimes you just get a tickle in your soul."
19) "Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof woof woof!
*~Sophia, Kezia, and Amy..
20) "We're proud to be humble."
21) "If I was bigger, I would rebuke you!"
22) "Have fun, be cool, and drink Pepsi. And always be nice to roaches."
23) "Bobb's the BEST. Box Office rules!!!! And long live Bob Newhart!!!!"